– Hey, girl! / -Hey, girl!  Foto: ©SLOWAHOLIC

– Hey, girl! I love your coat! Very trendy. I envy you.
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Oh, you mean this old yellow thing? Thx, but it’s just a rag, no reason to envy me.
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– Oh, but I do envy you for that coat.
– My coat? Forget it. I envy you! I just noticed! Look at all those boobies!
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– Well… thx, I guess… See you around.
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